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Women Aren’t Funny by Live Prude Girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npUYWt-LX-Q
They are also tone deaf. Woops. Giggle giggle. Tee hee.

Live Prude Girls = Milana Vayntrub +Stevie Nelson
CossbySweater on guitar – http://www.youtube.com/Cossbysweater

Thank you to Garfunkel and Oates for letting us parody their song, “Pregnant Women are Smug” http://youtu.be/tJRzBpFjJS8

Special thanks to Mark Douglas, Chris Nelson, Noël Wells, Seth Perez, Weird Al Yankovic, Tina Fey, Adam Carolla, Chelsea Handler,

Lyrics:

Women aren’t funny
Everyone knows it,
But they keep watching
Cause they have boobies

Effing pantie party
You’re wasting your time now
You should be in pageants
Give us a shimmy

Get your ass in the kitchen
And quiet your bitchin’

Stevie: So, you say you’re a female comedian?
Milana: I’m more of just a funny actress
Stevie: Oh, like the girl from the office?
Milana: What office?

All I ever hear people say
“This girl is so boring
I’d probably be laughing
If she had a penis”

Women aren’t funny
Everyone knows it,
They just don’t tell you
‘Cause they want pussy

Consider going braless
Now that’d be humorous

Milana: Oh, you’re still in comedy?
Stevie: Yeah, we’re only half way through the song.
Milana: I just thought if you haven’t made it by now..
Stevie: It’s fine, I’ve frozen my eggs and my ovaries and my face.

Bitch, you’re wasting your time
Make him some children
The clock is a’ticken
You ain’t getting younger

Women aren’t funny
Everyone knows it,
But they keep watching
Make me a sammich

Women aren’t funny
Everyone knows it,
But you keep watching
Make me a sammich